This girl definitely gives Steven Tyler and Julia Roberts a run for their money. If you haven’t seen Olivia’s mouth yet, you either 1) are not spending your Monday nights properly appreciating all there is to gain from reality TV 2) have given up social media for Lent or 3) are sparing yourself from seeing such a scarring image that might haunt your dreams. Well, now it’s too late.
Yeah. Terrifying, right? During just the second week of The Bachelor, Olivia introduced us to her mouth… and I just couldn’t stop wondering what she could eat that us normal-mouthers just can’t. Here are all the answers:
1. A burger that maxed out a scale
One (hundred) small bites for man, one giant bite for Olivia-kind.
2. A whole bushel apples at once
If he can do it, she can definitely do it better.
3. An entire pie (pumpkin, apple, you name it)
She would definitely win first prize in the state fair’s pie eating contest.
4. Her own foot (bad toes and all)
Judging by most of her comments on the show, this whole “put your foot in your mouth” thing could have really come in handy for her.
5. The biggest slice of pizza in NYC
Not even a challenge- this is basically a bite – sized pizza bagel for her.
6. A steady stream of Krabby Patties
You think Patrick vacuuming up these babies is impressive? Put Olivia in the Krusty Krab and see how it’s really done.
7. A whole Thanksgiving turkey
Never invite Olivia to your Thanksgiving unless you plan on making her her own turkey.
8. An entire package of marshmallows
Never try to beat her at the “chubby bunny” marshmallow challenge. Ever.
9. Anyone who crosses her
Uhm, yeah. Not tryna mess with this kinda crazy-mouthed human.