Winter is not coming (even though it casually snowed in April) but Season 6 of Game of Thrones is on April 24. And this season premiere has a lot of questions to answer. Is Jon Snow actually dead? No. What is up with Arya and the Faceless Man? Are we ever going to see Bran Stark again? Side note: the actor who plays Bran hit puberty so we probably won’t even recognize him.

The premiere is going to be epic, and so should your viewing party. Show off your Westeros expertise with these drinks worthy enough for the nine noble houses. Might even get you a bartending gig in King’s Landing.

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Incest on the Beach - House Lannister

  • Prep Time:5 minutes
  • Cook Time:0 minutes
  • Total Time:5 minutes
  • Servings:1 serving
  • Easy

    Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz peach schnapps
  • 2 oz cranberry juice
  • 2 oz orange juice
  • Orange slice (garnish)
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Photo courtesy of greeksofdoom.com and photo by Victoria Pierce

Step 1

Add vodka and peach schnapps to a highball glass over ice.

Step 2

Fill with equal parts cranberry and orange juice.

Step 3

Use an orange slice for garnish.

Step 4

#SpoonTip: share this drink with a loved one. Bonus points if you’re related. 

"Winter is Coming" Hot Toddy - House Stark

  • Prep Time:5 minutes
  • Cook Time:0 minutes
  • Total Time:5 minutes
  • Servings:1 serving
  • Easy

    Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz whiskey
  • 1 tablespoon honey
  • 1/2 oz lemon juice
  • 1 cup hot water
  • Lemon slice (garnish)
  • Cinnamon stick (garnish)
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Photo courtesy of tumblr.com and photo by Victoria Pierce

Step 1

Combine whiskey, honey, lemon juice and hot water into a warm mug.

Step 2

Garnish with lemon slice and cinnamon stick

Step 3

#SpoonTip: share this drink with all your loved ones… oh wait they’re all dead.

Golden Rosé Sangria Spritzer - House Tyrell

  • Prep Time:15 minutes
  • Cook Time:0 minutes
  • Total Time:45 minutes
  • Servings:6-8 servings
  • Easy

    Ingredients

  • 2 bottles cold rosé wine
  • 1 green apple, thinly sliced
  • 1 orange, halved and thinly sliced
  • 1 pint raspberries
  • Club soda
  • Simple syrup
  • Ice
  • Mint leaves (garnish)
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Photo courtesy of businessinsider.com and photo by Victoria Pierce

Step 1

Combine wine, apple, orange, raspberries in a pitcher.

Step 2

Add simple syrup to taste.

Step 3

Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes.

Step 4

Serve over ice with a few splashes of club soda. Garnish with mint.

Step 5

#SpoonTip: sip on this while scheming your next murder. 

Arryn Slippery Nipple - House Arryn

  • Prep Time:5 minutes
  • Cook Time:0 minutes
  • Total Time:5 minutes
  • Servings:1 serving
  • Easy

    Ingredients

  • 1/2 oz Sambuca
  • 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
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Photo courtesy of Forbes.com and photo by Victoria Pierce

Step 1

Pour Sambuca into shot glass.

Step 2

Pour Bailey’s on top so that the liquids do not mix.

Step 3

#Spoontip: Wean yourself off of this drink after a while or it starts making everyone around you uncomfortable. 

Mother of Dragon(fruit) Martini - House Targaryen

  • Prep Time:12 minutes
  • Cook Time:0 minutes
  • Total Time:12 minutes
  • Servings:3-4 servings
  • Easy

    Ingredients

  • 1 Dragon fruit
  • 1/3 cup vodka
  • 1 tablespoon lime juice
  • 2-3 tablespoon sugar, to taste
  • 1/4 cup coconut milk
  • 2-3 ice cube
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Photo courtesy of telegraph.uk and photo by Victoria Pierce

Step 1

Prepare dragon fruit by scooping out all of the flesh.

Step 2

Add dragon fruit flesh, vodka, lime juice, sugar, ice and coconut milk to blender.

Step 3

Blend on high speed for 20-30 seconds.

Step 4

Pour into martini glasses.

Step 5

#Spoontip: use star fruit for garnish as a homage to Khal. “Moon of my life, my sun and stars” *tears.*

Riverrun Rum Punch - House Tully

  • Prep Time:5 minutes
  • Cook Time:0 minutes
  • Total Time:1 hour
  • Servings:8-10 servings
  • Easy

    Ingredients

  • 2 cup Jamaican white rum
  • 1 cup light rum
  • 1 cup lime juice
  • 2 cup grenadine syrup
  • 2 cup pineapple juice
  • 2 cup orange juice
  • Orange slices (garnish)
  • Pineapple wedges (garnish)
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Photo courtesy of fanpop.com and photo by Victoria Pierce

Step 1

Mix all ingredients in a pitcher or punch bowl.

Step 2

Chill in refrigerator for at least one hour before serving.

Step 3

Garnish with orange and pineapple slices.

Step 4

#Spoontip: great drink to serve at a wedding. 

Grey(goose) Sea Breeze - House Greyjoy

  • Prep Time:5 minutes
  • Cook Time:0 minutes
  • Total Time:5 minutes
  • Servings:1 serving
  • Easy

    Ingredients

  • 1 1/3 oz vodka (Grey Goose if you're feeling fancy)
  • 4 oz cranberry juice
  • 1 oz grapefruit juice
  • Lime slices (garnish)
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Photo courtesy of gameofthrones.wikia and photo by Victoria Pierce

Step 1

Pour vodka over ice in a highball glass.

Step 2

Add cranberry and grapefruit juice.

Step 3

Garnish with lime slices.

Step 4

#Spoontip: enjoy your drink and view on top of the Iron Islands with Theon, I mean Reek. 

Baratheon Bastardmaker - House Baratheon

  • Prep Time:2 minutes
  • Cook Time:0 minutes
  • Total Time:2 minutes
  • Servings:1 serving
  • Easy

    Ingredients

  • 1 beer
  • 1 oz bourbon or rye whiskey
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Photo courtesy of scifi.stackexchange and photo by Victoria Pierce

Step 1

Pour bourbon or whiskey into a shot glass.

Step 2

Fill a pint glass halfway with beer.

Step 3

Drop the shot glass into the beer.

Step 4

#SpoonTip: Don’t drink and hunt. 

Tequila Sunspear - House Martell

  • Prep Time:5 minutes
  • Cook Time:0 minutes
  • Total Time:5 minutes
  • Servings:1 serving
  • Easy

    Ingredients

  • 3 oz orange juice
  • 1 1/2 oz tequila
  • 1/2 oz grenadine syrup
  • orange slice (garnish)
  • maraschino cherry (garnish)
Photo courtesy of people.com and photo by Victoria Pierce
Photo courtesy of people.com and photo by Victoria Pierce

Step 1

Pour tequila and orange juice in glass over ice.

Step 2

Add grenadine, which will sink to the bottom.

Step 3

Garnish with orange slice and cherry.

Step 4

#SpoonTip: Not to be consumed before Trial by Combat.