Alright people, let’s talk spring break. Assuming you’ve already saved up a few dollars, sworn off the cold and convinced your parents you deserve to get away for a week, let’s make this thing happen.
We’ve teamed up with Wild Side Travel to give Spoon readers an exclusive package to help you avoid ending up at sketchy, overpriced places your parents have nightmares about. Plus, planning the trip from scratch is the worst part about this process, so we’ve got all the details figured out for you.
The special deals we have for Spoon readers are in Puerto Vallarta ($759) and Cancun ($999 – $1,099). You and your friends just need to pick your place, pick your dates, sign up and start getting excited.
Side note, we’ve personally been on Spring Break trips with Wild Side in college, so we back these guys 100%.
- 5 nights all-inclusive resort for $759
- Free 5-star meal
- Spoon readers get the party package for $99 (normally $229) which gets you VIP tables with unlimited bottle service and open bar every night
- Spoon members get the party package for free
- Spring break reps get a free trip*
- Air fare not included
*Holy shit, a free trip? What’s the deal? If you get at least 15 of your friends to sign up for a trip, you get yours for free. Email email@example.com if you want to be a rep.
Next Steps: Sign up for PV here
Here’s what you can expect:
The portion sizes in this country are EPIC.
You’ll get sick tattoos bro. YOLO.
The tastiest sardines on the planet.
Watch out for condiments around the pool.
The tea parties are INSANE!
The land of coconuts!
If you don’t get a fruit hat you’re not doing it right.
Free soy sauce from the mini bar.
This will probably happen to you.
KEBAB PARTIES > FOAM PARTIES
Stay away from the men holding cakes in the clubs. Bad news.
Cool off with some ice cream.
Picklebacks on picklebacks. And big pickles.
Spinning pizzas in da club.
Chips and guac >>> drinking
Mexico’s hottest drinking game: how many pineapples can you fit on a table
Big-ass pretzels with a side of Kool Aid
Floating pizzas in da pool.
Watch out for the really drunk girls trying to balance milkshakes on their heads.
Pro tip: bring as many fruit roll ups as you can fit in your suitcase.
Hot dogs or legs
Bottle service everywhere you go
So much Mexican food.
Double fisting all day err day.
The shrimp cocktails are bomb.
Feel free to email firstname.lastname@example.org with any questions.