It’s finally here, the anxiously awaited season 5 of Game of Thrones. The series has made us mad, happy, sad, and most definitely frustrated. It’ll send you to drinking. So if you want to pick up a bottle, and drink with your favorite characters, wait no more. Here’s the drinks your favorite characters would be found ordering at the local bar.
Daenerys Targaryen – Absinthe
The mother of dragons is hard to predict. You’ll never know her next move. The unique flavor Absinthe has matches Dany’s personality.
Cersei Lannister – Vodka Martini
She’s elegant and just simply doesn’t give a shit about what people think of her. Simple mixed drinks are obviously beneath her. And this drink shows that she’s the sassiest of the sassy bitches.
Tyrion Lannister – Whiskey Sour
Classy and sarcastic, it fits. This is a drink that could hit you before you even know it, and you’ll never see it coming.
Arya Stark – Screw Driver
She tries to be an adult, but she just doesn’t cut it. She tries to drink hard liquor, but can’t stand the taste. So Arya will stick to a simple spiked orange juice, because what kid doesn’t like juice?
Jon Snow – Vodka on the Rocks
He’s stone cold. It’s pretty chilly up on the Wall, a vodka on the rocks, while cold at first, will warm him up in the long run.
Hodor – Beer
Hodor is your trusty, go-to friend. He’s always got your back.
Margaery Tyrell – Peach Sangria
Sweet and fun, but watch your back because she’ll sneak up on you if you aren’t careful. Peach Sangria is practically half fruit, so it’s basically healthy. Perfect for Margaery, or any other girl showing that much skin on a regular basis.
Sansa Stark – Vodka Cranberry
She’ll order the most simple,of all girl drinks. Sansa doesn’t know much outside of how to drink vodka covered with a fruity taste. She’ll stick to this drink wherever she goes. #Basic.
Gendry – Jack and Coke
Tall, dark, and handsome. He would definitely order this simple, go-to mixed drink at the bar. It tastes good, it looks good, and it sounds manly.
Joffrey Baratheon – Warm Keystone
Literally no one likes him. These two deserve each other.
Theon Greyjoy – Tequila Shots
He comes across harsh, but he’s not that bad really.
Tywin Lannister – Black&Tan
He couldn’t get any manlier than with a beer on top of a beer. This drink isn’t for the faint at heart, the Guinness makes it a heavier drink than most people would like. And it definitely needs to be drunk cold, fitting for the cold-hearted Tywin.
Jamie Lannister – A Red Lion Cocktail
Sour but just a little sweet. He’s not the nicest guy, we all know that. But we still like him for some reason, his good looks definitely help him out.
Ygritte – Fireball
Her personality makes her a fireball. This is probably 99% of college kids’ go to party liquor, and that’s ok. It taste like cinnamon and you can get messed up with it. You always need fireball, and Ygritte knows that.
Yes, some of them may be dead but they aren’t forgotten. We can still drink in their memory. Cheers to that.
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