As a self-proclaimed food psychic, I know that you often sit in deep thought, pondering what food you connect to emotionally. It has been a source of identity crises for you, and you would do anything to just know what your true food self is. Well my blessed friends, this is the quiz you have all been waiting for. Your life will be forever changed after completing this 100% accurate, totally verified questionnaire that will shape your future by revealing what type of fry you are. You’re welcome.

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Fun-Loving Traditional Fries

You may be traditional, but you're not basic by any measure. You love frappuccinos and scented candles because they're delish, obvi. Just get rid of that "Live Love Laugh" sign in your room. Please. As a public service.

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Sweet (heart) Potato Fries

You're a lover not a fighter. Except when you're fighting for something you love. You're devoted to your cause and your friends can always count on you. If you don't have 2-30 cats now, you will later...

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Curly Fries

You are literally the most fun person to be around. When your friends are down, you brighten them up with your whimsical words. Your dance moves are out of this world and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Gourmet Garlic Fries

You stand out from the crowd as a trend-setter. If your friends can't get a hold of you, they look on your social media 'cause you never miss a chance to update your pages. People aspire to your fancy-schmancy ways and independent style. Keep on being your fabulous self!

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Crinkle-Cut Fries

You still have your Silly Putty that you promised your mom you'd thrown away 'cause your dad sat in it one time. You have all the theme songs of your favorite childhood shows memorized. Your friends can always count on you to host the SpongeBob marathon on Friday nights. I bet you're watching cartoons right now. Never change.

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Animal-Style Fries

You are a fearless leader for change and the phrase "it can't be done" is a challenge to you. Your friends love your honesty and wit. Go forth boldly.

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Waffle Fries

Combining the two most amazing nosh foods in one delectable is a feat that requires a special kind of person. It is you, oh great chosen one, who will lead humanity to greater discoveries in the art of food. We put our trust in you.