Siri has become an epitome of the badass technology we have around us today. You can actually have long crazy conversations with Siri, and some of her funny and witty responses will have you in splits.
Have you ever tried talking to Siri about food? The crazy response to the 0 ÷ 0 question made me play around a little with my Siri, discuss food with her and try get some witty remarks out of the sarcastic wonder. Here’s what happened…
1. “Do you eat?”
Well, thank you Siri. That’s one job I do well.
2. “What do you eat when you feel hungry?”
Can I still find that diet plan online? I think I should ask Siri about that too.
3. “Do you like chocolate chip cookies?”
Thanks for making me feel so smart, eh.
4. “Siri, what’s your favourite ice cream?”
Though I’m guessing it would be chocolate. Scroll down further, you’ll get to know why.
5. “Am I fat?”
I know I’m not, but I just haaaad to. Siri, you are the best!
6. “What are you doing in my kitchen?”
Wow. Either Siri is too cool, or my kitchen is really in some other galaxy.
7. “Do you like pizza?”
We need to take Siri to a pizzeria asap.
8. “Siri, help me, I’m drunk!”
That’s definitely not what best friends do, Siri.
9. “Siri, make me a sandwich.”
Siri should be given an award for making the best excuses.
10. “What do you eat?”
11. “How much do you like chocolate?”
So do mine. High five, Siri!
12. “What is the meaning of life?”
Siri has it all sorted out folks. And this sounds about right, doesn’t it?