One Sip:

  • Every time Max flirts with Allison
  • Every time Thackery Binx “dies”
  • Every Max and Dani’s parents don’t listen to their kids
  • Every time someone makes a joke about LA
  • Every time Sarah Jessica Parker makes you feel uncomfortable with her overly sexual tendencies
  • Every time someone says “Dude!”
  • Every time Max acts like an angsty teen
  • Every time Dani screams

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Two Sips:

  • Every time a joke is made that is definitely not suitable for children (basically any use of the word “hell” or anytime the skeezy bus driver is shown)
  • Every time Mary rides a vacuum
  • Every time Morton salt is clearly advertised in the movie
  • Every time the sisters walk in unison
  • Every time the sisters cast a spell
  • Every time the word “virgin” is said

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One Shot:

  • Every time Billy loses his head
  • Every time Dani cries
  • Every time Bette Midler makes a reference to the modern world she shouldn’t know about (like, “I’ve always wanted a child, now I think I’ll have one…ON TOAST.”)

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Finish Your Drink:

  • When SJP says, “A muck, a muck, a muck.”
  • As soon as Winnie starts singing “I Put a Spell on You”
  • At the end of movie because Max and Dani have a super cute sibling bonding moment and Thackery Binx is finally reunited with Emily (tears)

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And take one more shot for good measure, because there’s no other way you’ll get through the closing line, “I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.”

Happy Halloween, humans!

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