If you want a definite answer on how your day will go, just pay attention to the topping of your morning toast. People always say that your attitude will dictate how your day goes, but it goes one step further to your breakfast of choice. Be it a classic topping or something new and fresh, your choice of toast topping will show you little glimpse of how your day is going to go. It might even give you a little control over the outcome. Your breakfast has some psychic powers.
You will be complemented profusely today. You will see just how great you are as people butter you up with the kind things they say. The compliments may be from the toast but they’re still accurate.
2. (Insert Nut Here) Butter
Much like the nut butter on your toast, you will be spooned today. This might be by a person, a pet, a pillow, eating soup or just by going on Spoon University. Spooning is the activity of the day.
Your day will be sweet ,but not too sweet. So blast your favorite bumping jam when you’re making your toast. But no promises about avoiding jammed doors and/or traffic jams.
Your heavenly breakfast of Nutella toast will have a positive effect on your day. The chocolatey richness will have you sweetened up and ready to take on the day. Nothing can bring you down.
5. Cookie Butter
Like the smoothness of cookie butter, your pickup lines will be successful today. You’ll find the love of your life all because of your toast. So much so that your best man/maid of honor will give a cookie butter toast instead of a champagne one.
6. Cinnamon Sugar
Cinnamon is the spice of life. Today is the day to try something new. Some ideas include: trying something different to eat, watching a TV show or movie other than the usual or changing up the way you get to class.
With your savory and salty breakfast, it might be easy to fall into the trap of having a salty day. Don’t let yourself think negatively, just remember the awesome breakfast you had and think positively. You can think about your next meal if you’re having bad thoughts.
Disclaimer: These events may or may not occur on the day where you eat these types of toast. We make no promises, but at least promise us that you’ll keep on toastin’.