The year is 2016 and just about every show or character you can think of has been reimagined as a Ben & Jerry’s flavor – from the GOP candidates to Game of Thrones characters. But there is one family that has yet to be compared to heavenly ice cream flavors and that is the Kardashian-Jenner clan, the family we hold to such high esteem and watch on reality TV every Sunday.
But don’t worry, although they make more money than we could ever dream, they are not above being transformed into your favorite treat.
Kim Kardashian: Chocolate Therapy
It’s no secret that Kim likes to have her chocolate and eat it too (s/o to Kanye), but I imagine she’s indulged in a pint or two after a long day of photo shoots and Instagramming.
Khloe Kardashian: Dairy-Free PB & Cookies
According to Khloe, she dropped 11 pounds just by giving up dairy, so of course she would be part of the newest line of vegan and dairy-free Ben & Jerry’s flavors. But what specific flavor would she be? I’d vote PB & Cookies, because peanut butter is protein, and she’s gonna need it after her workouts.
Kourtney Kardashian: Cherry Garcia
Kourtney probably looks for every excuse to sneak some fruit and vegetables into the diets of her three children, even if it means buying the fruity ice cream.
Rob Kardashian: Chunky Monkey
You know we had to do it to him. But not to worry, a few extra pounds just gives his new boo even more to love.
Kris Jenner: Coffee, Coffee, BuzzBuzzBuzz
If there is one person who is #nevernotworking in the Kardashian Krew, it’s Kris. So of course the momager would be the caffeinated ice cream.
Kendall Jenner: Karamel Sutra
Kylie Jenner: Cake My Day
If you look up “cake” on Urban Dictionary, one of the most popular definitions you’ll find is “a woman’s booty” or some variation of that. And there is no denying that recently, Kylie has had some major cake, even if it’s thanks to her $44 Target spanks.
Caitlyn Jenner: Americone Dream
After transitioning at age 65 and revealing her new look via a Vanity Fair cover, Caitlyn Jenner was awarded the Arthur Ashe Courage Award. Caitlyn epitomizes a new type of American hero, and her bravery is a force to be reckoned with. On top of that, she’s even more fabulous than you.
Scott (Lord) Disick: Half Baked
I know I’m not the only one who’s been missing the Lord on recent episodes of KUWTK. No matter where he may be, he’s most likely acting like he’s under the influence of something.
Kanye West: Everything But The…
I had to ask myself, “what is the godliest Ben & Jerry’s flavor?” I mean, after all, the man has compared himself to Jesus multiple times. The answer, to no surprise, is the one flavor that literally contains everything.