Dear Study Neighbor,
Why must you disturb everyone with your obnoxious chewing and odorous foods? Do you not know common courtesy?
Irritation at the library reaches a whole new level when food is involved. We’ve all been there, on edge, trying to cram for an exam that we should’ve started studying for a week ago. If you’re studying late and need dinner, cool. Just be wary that some foods are noisier than others.
Queen of Genovia said it right, so take her advice next time you want to snack and study. Here’s a ranking of the five worst foods you could possibly eat in the quiet sections of Carrier and ECL:
Just, NO. Do you not realize how loud you are because everyone else does. Crunch after crunch and bag ruffle after bag ruffle, I hope that you’re enjoying those Baked Lays you picked up at Dukes because nobody else is.
2. That Oats and Honey Granola Bar with the world’s loudest wrapper.
Once you get it opened and out of the wrapper, it’s smooth sailing. But, are you that jerk who keeps it in the wrapper because just know that you’re noisy AF. Maybe put it in a Ziploc bag, or check out these other tips that can help you enjoy your study snacks without everyone hating you.
3. Carrots…. or celery.
UGH. Props to you for being healthy and all, but you’re actually annoying. It’s gonna be a long night. If you want a good munchy, try some popcorn since it has a nice underrated crunch to it.
4. Mongolian Grill Stir Fry.
Sorry, but you stank. Definitely a quieter option, but that smell circulates everywhere.
You’re a bad apple, my friend. Maybe cut it up next time, that way you can eat in increments and tone down the noise level. Or better yet, try a banana with your panini from Top Dog instead.