Kingston has the most restaurants per capita of any city in Canada, so even a cast of characters as diverse as the one on Game of Thrones is sure to find what they’re looking for. That is, unless you’re planning to be the next khaleesi— for some reason, raw stallion hearts seem to be in low supply.

Petyr Baelish: Copper Penny

kingston

GIF courtesy of giphy.com

As former Master of the Coin, Littlefinger would surely appreciate the name of this restaurant. Plus, he has a lot in common with an actual penny: they’re both worthless.

Cersei Lannister: Tango Nuevo

kingston

GIF courtesy of giphy.com

Tango Nuevo is just fancy enough for Cersei to rub her wealth in other people’s faces, and it has a wine list long enough to satisfy her intense needs (although after having to raise a kid like Joffrey, can you really blame her?).

Bran Stark: Dingaling’s Chicken Wings

kingston

GIF courtesy of tumblr.com

Sorry Bran, but that’s the nickname you get when you break your body climbing up castle walls and being a peeping tom after your mom expressly told you not to.

And yes, this is a real restaurant. Promise.

Tyrion Lannister: Ale House & Canteen

kingston

GIF courtesy of tumblr.com

Does this even count as a restaurant? Who cares! As long as there’s alcohol, girls, and a good party, Tyrion is there.

Arya Stark: Smoke’s Poutinerie

kingston

GIF courtesy of tumblr.com

We love Arya for a lot of reasons, one of them being that she’s a low-key kind of girl who knows how to have fun. She would totally be down for a midnight Smoke’s run after a night of partying, and she wouldn’t even point out the gravy running down your chin as you shovel fries into your mouth at a frankly terrifying pace.

Sansa Stark: Menchie’s

kingston

GIF courtesy of tumblr.com

Sansa can’t be tied down to just one thing— she’s fancy as hell and needs as many options as she can possibly get. Plus, you know she’d be the best girl to enjoy some froyo with while talking shit about everyone else in Westeros.

Olenna Tyrell: MLTDWN

kingston

GIF courtesy of HBO

We feel you, girl.

Jon Snow: Swiss Chalet

kingston

GIF courtesy of tumblr.com

After being sworn into the Night’s Watch, this rotisserie chicken is the only bird Jon’s ever going to get.

Jaime Lannister: SIMA Sushi

kingston

GIF courtesy of tumblr.com

No fork and knife required— chopsticks can be used efficiently with only one hand. Just make sure to stick to maki; ordering hand rolls might be a bit of a sore spot with Jaime.

Daenerys Targaryen: The Kingston Brewing Company

kingston

GIF courtesy of tumblr.com

This restaurant has a private room called “The Dragon’s Lair,” and much like Daenerys, this room is completely cut off from everyone else and has probably seen quite a few stupid men in its day.

Joffrey Baratheon: Jack Astor’s

kingston

GIF courtesy of tumblr.com

Great place, but good riddance.

Hodor: The Lazy Scholar

kingston

GIF courtesy of tumblr.com

As a man of few words, Hodor would definitely relate to the drunken conversation we all had at some point during our first year: “Lazy?” “Lazy.”

Margaery Tyrell: SimplyWell

kingston

GIF courtesy of tumblr.com

Giving you everything from nourished skin to heathy hair, SimplyWell’s raw organic juices have to be Margaery’s secret. Although, with a sly personality like hers, she might just carry around one of SimplyWell’s empty glass bottles and then chow down on some saucy barbecue wings when she gets home. #winning