Going on dates is a lost art. So when you get asked on one, it’s important to be on your A-game. But just because you showered for the first time in a week does not guarantee that you’ll come off ~dainty~. Once you sit down at the table, you can only depend on your menu and your manners. These foods will definitely keep your elegant mystique intact, while also supplying you with some dope nutrition.
Because what about slurping up food that resembles bloody worms doesn’t scream “I’ll be the best you ever had?” I’ll tell you what: nothing! Want to try “Elf’s” version of spaghetti?
Intimacy is so important in budding relationships. Taking a Chipotle poop at your date’s apartment will bring you guys so close, so fast.
If you think licking whipped cream off your finger tips is hot, imagine how hot you’ll look licking BBQ sauce off the palms of your hands. You’ll be as hot as the buffalo wings you just consumed…without the blue cheese ;).
There are so many ways I could take this. I’m just gonna let you use your imagination.
5. Corn, especially on the cob
Because biting food that eternally gets stuck in your teeth and looks like its coming off Big Bird’s knob is really telling of your personality.
6. Garlic and/or Onions
Nothing says “ask me out again” like a kiss that tastes like body odor. Except maybe a kiss that tastes minty fresh…but that’s so mainstream.
7. Drinks with Bubbles
Because gas coming out of your mouth will definitely attract him to your lips. So pucker up immediately after you let one rip; he’ll totally go in for it.