It’s a far too familiar feeling. It’s really late at night, or rather, quite early in the morning, and you are starving after a long night out. While Hopkins may throw a lot of curve balls our way, one thing will always remain consistent: Uni Mini will be open to students 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
But let me just say what everyone reading this already knows. Hopkins students only eat Uni Mini when they’re drunk. I know it. You know it. We all know it. Take this quiz to reaffirm that your drunk Uni Mini order is the right one for you or to find out what you should order for next time.