Ancient scriptures have foretold that there is no greater joy than baking and eating cookies. Mere mortals have indulged in this pleasure greatly over millenniums, and although the gluttony gave them much bliss, it also served as a curse. In the days of Yore there were only 3 delicious formulas, two of which were guarded by a 10 foot tall dragon. This devilish beast was made of steel and ice by Hades himself, and bestowed the ferocious name, Paul. But today Mankind is plagued with millions of cookie recipes, and thus, indecision. How can one be elated by the glorious dough circles if they are bombarded with too many options to actually bake?!

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But fear not, young sugar-seekers, we shall not perish in a swarm of Pinterest boards!! The answer is in the stars! Your Zodiac, your true self shall guide you to the cookie that shall restore your faith in sweets!

The answer is:

Spoon Fork Bacon

Aries-Peanut Butter Jelly Potato Chip Cookies

As an Aries, you're adventurous in all aspects of your life, including food! This bizarre, but still delicious cookie is weird enough to keep you entertained and since its made of stuff you probably keep around anyway, you can make it on impulse (your favorite way!) Recipe: http://www.spoonforkbacon.com/2012/02/peanut-butter-jelly-potato-chip-thumbprint-cookies/

The answer is:

The Other Side of Fifty

Taurus- New York Times Chocolate Chip Cookies

Taurus, your one of the most pleasure-loving zodiac signs, and you pair your desires wonderfully with your impeccable taste. But don't let anyone call you a snob, you're also the most down-to-earth sign out there! You're a bit of an oxymoron if you think about it; like elegant, gourmet chocolate chip cookies. Recipe: http://www.othersideoffifty.com/2010/08/new-york-times-chocolate-chip-cookies.html

The answer is:

Family Fresh Meals

Gemini-3D Cookie Boxes

Geminis like you LOVE to play with your food, you practically make it an art! Put those skills to good use by making these adorable cookie boxes! The hidden compartment can be filled with anything, and it taps into your mischievous streak. Recipe: http://www.familyfreshmeals.com/2013/12/crafty-cookies-kids-3d-present-cookies.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed:+FamilyFreshMeals+(Family+Fresh+Meals)

The answer is:

Easybaked

Cancer-Oreo Pops

If one thing is important to a Cancer like you, its friends. You love foods you can easily transport and share with your buds wherever they may be. And, being a practical sign, you know that more time in the kitchen is less time with your buds. These Oreo pops take almost no time, and are so adorable they're sure to spark some great memories! Recipe: http://easybaked.net/2014/06/13/gone-fishing-oreo-pops/

The answer is:

Youtuber Rosanna Pansino

Leo- Poop Emoji Cookies

You have a wicked sense of humor, Leo. Treat yo' self with some sweet laughs while also showing off your creative side (because lets be honest, you love a little attention now and now ;) ) Recipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0iv1YFaoxQ&feature=youtu.be

The answer is:

Love Grows Wild

Libra-Monster Cookies

Libra, there are a million wonderful things about you; you're smart, charming, loyal, and I heard your hair is $10,000. However, if it was necessary to find some fault in your flawlessness, it might be said that you're indecisive. But, hey, is that really a bad thing? It lead to the creation of Monster Cookies! Recipe: http://lovegrowswild.com/2015/03/monster-cookies/

The answer is:

Household Ways

Virgo-Slice and Bake Cookies

As a Virgo, you're very logical and a bit of perfectionist. The stress of baking is anything but logical. No matter how experienced you are its near impossible to bake perfectly. But fret not Virgo! Slice and bake cookies bring a little more order to your hectic life, allowing your to have cookies that are (more or less) identical. Recipe: http://householdways.blogspot.com/2011/12/refrigerator-icebox-cookies.html

The answer is:

Macheesmo

Scorpio- Chili Chocolate Chip Cookies

You may seem casual and relaxed, but underneath is all you're intense and passionate. These cookies reflect your unpredictable nature; chili powder in the chocolate chip dough adds an unexpected kick. Revel in the fierce flavor, and maybe share a few with some people who need to be reminded you are not to be messed with. Recipe: http://www.macheesmo.com/chili-chocolate-chip-cookies/

The answer is:

Just A Taste

Sagittarius-Topped Sugar Cookie Sticks

These are straight-forward cookies for your straight-forward attitude Sagittarius. Don't worry about being too bored with them, the limitless topping possibilities allow you to be as adventurous as you want. Recipe: http://www.justataste.com/sprinkle-sugar-cookie-sticks-recipe/

The answer is:

Camille Styles 2014

Capricorn- Minty Meringues

Capricorn, you're not afraid of a little hard work. In fact, your ambitious nature demands it. These pretty cookies aren't as easy as pre-sliced Pillsbury, but they make up for it in wow factor. (Side note: the mint flavor is perfect for your practical nature when you have mistletoe-related plans) Recipe: http://camillestyles.com/food-and-drink/recipe-files/dessert/12-tastes-of-christmas-minty-meringues/

The answer is:

Top With Cinnamon

Aquarius-Peanut Butter Pretzel Bars

Okay, so these aren't exactly cookies, but who cares? They're incredibly sweet and a little salty (remind you of anyone). You're a natural trendsetter, Aquarius, born to shake things up. Recipe: http://www.topwithcinnamon.com/2013/05/peanut-butter-pretzel-bars-and-a-giveaway.html

The answer is:

Ashlee Marie

Pisces-Grinch Cookies

Pisces are know to be very nostalgic. What better way to satisfy your cravings and bring back the carelessness of grade school than with edible chalkboards! Don't worry though, these are a bit minimalist, so they won't take too much effort (because God knows you do NOT need anymore stress in your life)! Recipe: http://ashleemarie.com/chalkboard-cookies-edible-chalk/