Walk into the caf like, “whaddup I kinda wanna leave.” The struggle of having a sh*tty dining hall is an unparalleled pain. Just kidding, but not really.
As a student who is quite literally in love with food and the act of eating in itself, it can be a challenge to feel satisfied after eating a meal on campus. Allow me to take you on a spiritual journey down the road of a little something I call my life. On a positive note, horrendous cafeteria food makes you appreciate bangin’ food that much more.
If you can relate to the list below, then congrats! Your dining hall could definitely be a lot better and could probably not get much worse. God bless you.
There are more and better options on family weekend and accepted students days.
Poor innocent souls.
The few fruits that are offered are generally bruised, beaten up, or won’t be ripe until 2017.
“Yes! Another rock hard plum; it’s everything I’ve ever wanted in life!” said every student ever.
You are never quite sure what that mystery meat is…
Haha “pork.” I get it, you’re making a joke.
You immediately regret what you have done as soon as you leave.
Unfortunately, what happens at the caf does not stay at the caf, as you will usually see it again a couple hours. Post up and let it rip!
Despite the constant complaints, you know that there is no other cafeteria you would rather have.
Oh God no, I’m totally kidding. I would give away my left arm to get some actual food around here.
Helpful hint: keep low expectations and never be disappointed. And when I say low, I mean virtually non-existent. Thanks.
But remember, you can always order pizza.