You’ve been waiting. You’ve been counting down. You’ve been *cough* borrowing your friend’s-sister’s-boyfriend’s-roommate’s HBO password to re-watch old episodes.

The day finally came. Season 5 of Game of Thrones finally premiered. And, if that weren’t enough, your patient (or not so patient) waiting has been rewarded. The first four episodes leaked.

So to celebrate the serious binge-watching you’re definitely going to do (if you haven’t done it already), gather up these somewhat strange ingredients, and let’s go.

In order from least to most complicated, here we go.

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Cersei’s Poison

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Easy

Prep Time: 1 minute
Cook Time: 2 minutes
Total Time: 3 minutes

Ingredients:
1-oz. Vodka
1-oz. Sour apple mix
Fill Ginger ale

This is a simple one…

Directions:
1. Mix together in doubles glass.

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Needle

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Easy

Prep Time: 1 minute
Cook Time: 2 minutes
Total Time: 3 minutes

Ingredients:
1-oz. vodka
½-oz. ginger beer
½ lime (juice)

Directions:
1. Pour everything into a shot glass.
2. Slam it.

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White Walker

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No, it’s not the obvious White Russian.

Medium

Prep Time: 2 minutes
Cook Time: 2 minutes
Total Time: 4 minutes

Ingredients:
2-oz. white chocolate liqueur
fill vanilla cream soda
Spoonful blue cuaracao

Directions:
1. Fill a tall glass with ice.
2. Fill glass halfway with white chocolate liqueur.
3. Fill the rest of the way with club soda.
4. Carefully pour a spoonful of blue curacao over the top.
5. Should look layered… light blue on top and white on bottom.

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Mother of Dragons/Dragon Tail

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Medium

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 5 minutes
Total Time: 10 minutes

Ingredients:
2 blood oranges segmented
2-oz. gin
1-oz. elderflower liqueur
Tonic Water

Directions:
1. Put blood oranges, gin, and elderflower liqueur glass.
2. Muddle the blood oranges to release juice.
3. Add ice.

Here’s where they’re different.

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4. Fill rest of glass with tonic water.

Dragon’s Tail

4. Shake and strain.

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Tyrion’s Wildfire Shot

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Medium

Prep Time: 3 minutes
Cook Time: 3 minutes
Total Time: 6 minutes

Ingredients:
1-oz. Whipped Cream Vodka
½-oz. Melon Liqueur
Splash of Bicardi 151

 Directions:
1. Combine Whipped Cream Vodka and ½ oz Melon liqueur in shot glass.
2. Float a splash of Bicardi 15.
3. Light with match.

Blow it out before you kick it back.. you’re not the Mother of Dragons.

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Bronn of the Black Water

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Advanced Course

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 5 minutes
Total Time: 10 minutes

Ingredients:
2.5-oz. rye whiskey
½-oz. 151- proof rum
½-oz. simple syrup
5 dashes angostura bitters
1 lime peel

Directions:
1. Stir and Strain Rye whiskey, simple syrup, and angostura bitters into cup.
2. Place lime peel in drink.
3. Pour 151-proof rum on peel.
4. Light peel with match.

If you can’t tell yet, I like to light drinks on fire.

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Ice and Fire

And, my personal favorite…

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Advanced Course

Prep Time: 90 minutes
Cook Time: 3-5 minutes
Total Time: 93-95 minutes

Ingredients:
1.25-oz. Chili vodka

 Directions:
1. Fill plastic pint glass ¾ full with water.
2. Cover shot glass in cling wrap.
3. Drop into pint glass. (Should float in the middle).
4. Freeze it.
5. Use hot water to remove shot glass from pint glass. Leave ice around the glass.
6. OPTIONAL– chip at ice in certain spots cause it looks cooler.
7. Pour in chili vodka and light it up.

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For those of you like me, who have no idea how to muddle or float bacardi, I’ve got another option. The most epic Game of Thrones drinking game ever. “If you think this has a happy ending, you’re wrong.”

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