If you’re here to find raisins and not dates, then you’re in the wrong place and need to be redirected towards these delicious roof-raisin bites. If you’re here for dates, read on for some whimsical and endearing foodie pick-up lines that will get you over your wildly gluttonous Galentine’s Day or the post-Valentine’s sugar binge and back in the game.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re soda-licious.
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I brought you some Boba ’cause baby, we’re a matcha made in heaven.
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If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
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There’s dumpling you should know. I have fillings for you.
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Even though you’re out of your rind, I think you’re grate.
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Churro-K by me.
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I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
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You’re like my drug — when I’m with you, I feel absinthe-minded.
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I may be Arugula guy, but lettuce take a chance together.
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Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
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